Never Underestimate Your Dumbness by, Jim Benton. ISBN-13: 9780545242073
Dear Dumb Diary,
This book is important if you need to know a lot of dumb things. You can learn all about different ways to stand at a school dance, how to tilt your head when eating a taco, or where you cannot fart during a wedding. You can read all about Jamie's Aunt Carol marrying Assistant Principal Devon and find out everything you need to know about being a bridesmaid. It is also a good book for helping you to remember that when you think bad things about a person, sometimes you can be wrong. Other times, you can be very, very right!
This would be a good book to read except for the fact that by reading it you are breaking into somebody else's diary and reading it. But, if you were going to do that, well, just make sure you learn about all of the dumb things that happen in the book so that you don't have them happen to you! If you liked reading the Diary of a Wimpy Kid, then you must already be the type of person who likes reading people's most private secrets and you would probably like reading my secrets as well. My secrets are very useful for girls in middle school who are trying to figure out how to get along with all the dumb people you have to talk to every day. It's funny and it has lots of little drawings that help you to understand the most important things inside this book. Some of the things in this book are so funny that you will have to read them out loud--and that is not a very nice thing to do with somebody else's diary. There are nine books in this series that you can read and three more that I will write as soon as you stop peeking over my shoulder.
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